Lumberjack Denial Syndrome
the state of being so strongly attracted to lumberjacks as to render the person’s psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
when caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
my friend was being a douche so i beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words “lumberjack denial syndrome”.
14% of the people in new mexico have lumberjack denial syndrome.
my sister had lumberjack denial syndrome.
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