lunar landing
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
euphemism for -n-l s-x
“the hot girl with the nice -ss mooned me. so i asked if i could go in for a lunar landing.”
#-n-l s-x #backdoor #greek #b-tt f-cking #walking the hershey highway
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie.
i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing!
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