M-Night-Shayamalan’ed


when one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
“little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had really ingested a pseudo -amulet- as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from sp-ce, which he then used to buy his family’s freedom back in cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused walrus’s parents who sought the diamond -amulet- for it’s mystical ‘hat – to – rabbit’ magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert.”

“………wow, you totally just m-night-shayamalan’ed me”

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