Maasai jumping-jack
named after the maasai jumping dance performed by the ma-ssai tribe. one’s p-n-s is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a ‘handless w-nk’ is achieved. usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.
the first maasai jumping-jack was performed by charley boorman while filming the long way round through africa. charlie was whining about his b-tchy little limp wrists one night and ewan denied him a dutch rudder. so, inspired by the maasai people he’d seen that day, the maasai jumping-jack was born.
after that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, paul became a pro at the maasai jumping-jack.
“if liam didn’t show me how to maasai jumping-jack myself after i burned my hands, i don’t think i could’ve coped.”
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