mackerel fishing
1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her -n-s to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the -ss.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest c-nt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there… ended up with some stank -ss b-tch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
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