Madagascar Face Cream
seamen. also known as c-m, seminal fluid, j-zz, splooge new clam man chowder. madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use c-m instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
last night i shot a load of madagascar face cream all over mrs. whalen’s chunky t-ts.
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