magnolia texas
where everyone graduates high school just to sit at sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. also known for everyone sleeping with each other. if you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
i’m from magnolia texas and i’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.
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