Mai Tai Wildcat
a woman who is or appears to be socially and s-xually conservative. that is, until after a few drinks such as mai tais. then, her libido kicks in and she gets freaky and crazy in the sack where anything goes and with a ton of energy…biting, spanking, teasing, screaming, etc.
i’d been dating this nice christian girl for a while. then we went for drinks at the local chinese restaurant’s bar. we got liquored up and went back to my place to hang. but she went all wild and freaky on me. oh my god! she freakin’ bit me and rode me like a mad woman! what a f-ck buzz! i fell in love with that mai tai wildcat that night and have been loving her ever since. i want to marry her.
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