malaysian turntable
(n) the act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your c-ck and proceed with intercourse. afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a bl-wj-b.
ross: “dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?”
beatrice: “the midget with no limbs? yeah she was up on my c-ck doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day.”
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