Male Nipple Monger


a person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
jed: oops, i built the takeoff wrong.

jimbo: yeah you did! it threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

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