Mallory’s Ice Cream Day
its just that simple…its the national holiday made official by george w. bush in which everyone buys mallory richardson ice cream-. (must be gluten free and preferably from ben & jerrys or blue bell which can be found at russel stovers).
-will not be reimbursed but i will allow you to enjoy my company while i eat
omg its mallory’s ice cream day!! i better walk to ben & jerry’s and get her some cherry garcia!
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