Malta Goya


when something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell malta goya!!! a crazy phrase.
(someone really scares you), (you), ahhh malta goya!!!

oh my malta goya!
a substace so terrible that it’s creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

used for cruel games of truth – dare
also used for cheap stomach pumpings
example: 1. i dare you to drink this malta goya
2. i’ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like james did!

example: 1. dude! you just drank petrol
2. woops, better get the malta goya out
the most disgusting substance imaginable. it is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in mexico. in the u.s. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. it tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and p-ss into a can of mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. a single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.
i can’t believe he stabbed me in the back like that! when he isn’t looking i am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

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