Maltese cave cows


used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

born of the urban myth that cows in malta live underground where it is cooler.
lisa: hey caroline, all nhs admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

caroline: very funny. like the maltese cave cows? is it april 1st by any chance?

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