Manitoba mad cow
the manitoba mad cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her t-tties like you’d milk a cow. then you ram your d-ck in her -ss without any lube, thus making her mad.
ex: i hooked up some fat chick with a manitoba mad cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.
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