Man’s Best Friend
a man’s best friend is undoubtably his dog. they’re friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. a great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. when you come home, all they want from you is a h-llo and a petting. they’ll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). they’ll love you simply for being there and loving them back.
my dog biscuit is a great dog. truly man’s best friend.
a dog
dude my german shepherd is freaking awesome. he protected me from an intruder.lets just say that guy wont be intruding anymore. i love this canine. dog is truly man’s bestfriend .
dirty dirty sl-ts
alfred e. newman: “dirty dirty sl-ts are a mans best friend”
d.l hughley: “what about dogs??”
alfred e. newman: “c.mon man you ever tried to f-ck a dog??”
d.l hughley: “yes”
happens when you and your wife/girlfriend want to have a threesome. instead of having another human, you add your dog to enjoy in oral s-x or -n-l licking in a “human centipede” position with the dog in the middle. this is known as “man’s best friend”
i asked my gurl what she wanted to do tonight, so i called in my hound and did man’s best friend!
s-xual: when a man has s-x with a woman, but allows his dog to stay in the room. at or near the point of climax, he beckons the dog to lick his -n-s hole.
wade peden enjoys making love to his baby lacy, but loves it even more when ‘man’s best friend’ – his dog bw licks his b-tthole at climax.
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