a term used to refer to the teens living in maplewood and south orange, new jersey. they all think they’re hot sh-t and the two neighboring towns’ teens get off on arguing about which of the two towns is better, when really they both suck equally. the parties are lame, the people are fake, and the weed isn’t anything special. basically these kids walk around in the park at night smoking and thinking they’re all mega-hipsters.
jay: you those maplewood/south orange kids are such posers.
mack: yea, total douchebags.
verb. getting together with a bunch of your friends and spending ridiculous amounts of money on food, all to be consumed in one m-ssive binge sitting. also, to spend excessive amounts of money on purchasing perception altering substances, all to be enjoyed in one sitting or throughout one day. we all put in $50 and […]
- Man Trio
a group of three guys who like to hang out and morally support each other. they mediate between them and like to sing the popularized tune of “we’re the three best friends that anyone can have!” they are usually “nice guys”. either none of them have girlfriends as of yet, but until then, they are […]
- candy coat
(v.) to describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position. randy: hey, check our my ’86 yugo. […]
the form of masturbation, masterbating, spanking it jeff: hey i think i just cought your brother ewackulating. ryan: yea, he is a sick freak, he ewackulates all the time
when someone sends you a text message, and after you respond, doesn’t send you anything back. the sender fires the text and forgets, intentionally or not, to respond. -i replied to billy an hour ago, and he hasn’t said anything about the party yet. -musta been a fire-and-forget.