mardi gras cheesecake
an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during mardi gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. usually happens to fine b-tches from out of town.
new orleans native: “yo, last night i f-cked this drunk b-tch from texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!”
new orleans native 2: “f-ck yea dude!”
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