Marine Wife


the most tenacious and beautifulbrand of b-tch you’ll ever run across. don’t f-ck with them, they will rip your head off.
“hey, did you see that marine wife?”
“yeah, smokin”
“too bad they’re easily angered, i’d tap that.”
some one married to a marine. the hardest job in the military. the prettiest girls in the world. will be away from their husbands for usualy six months at a time.
as of oct. 18, 2008 i will be a marine wife.
mostly found dwelling in social establishments, surrounding military bases, and well known as easy sources of s-xual intercourse…for seven months at a time.
hey, you remember that marine wife i was f-ckin? yeah well her seven months ran out so now i gotta find me a new main squeeze.

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