mario and lauren
a mario and a lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. these two together are like the big bang to a stick of dinamite, there’s no comparison. these two ooze excellence. when there’s a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. you can characterize these two as perfect . these two are some s-xy beasts. when they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. their s-xual appet-te for one another unmatched. they are like lions in mating season. “this sh-t is raw”! above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. and they both know how to move their -ss in a circle. people say that shakira ain’t got nothing on them. bootylishes is an understatement. these two put the power into power couple.. ya-ss
a couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. zip lined down mount everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. after they flew the dragon to dubai they drank thee best smoothie. these too were doing the mario and lauren.
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