Mario Tube


a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.
person a: dude, i like really need to warp
person b: i’ll go get a white owl, roll a mario tube, and we’ll go all the way to level 8!

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