Marissa Fazekas
the most amazing girl that you will ever meet. she has the perfect body, perfect eyes, perfect hair, perfect smile, and perfect personality. she is the one girl that every guy wants but only one guy can have. she is the most determined person you will ever meet, always knows what she wants and how she’s going to get it. she will always be faithful and will treat you right, but only if you treat her right. she is a queen, a goddess and that guy who has her is the luckiest guy on earth. because he knows that he doesn’t deserve her, no matter what she says.
that girl is such a marissa fazekas, i’m jealous
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