Marlboro BLEND No.27
smooth-rich-mellow
the best cigarette out there.
-can i trade you a camel light for a marlboro blend no.27.
-no. i don’t want that sh-t.
marlboro’s finest blend. flavored with various brand name alcohols including, jack daniel’s, seagram’s, and a whole bunch more that i can’t remember.
customer: “gimme a pack of 27s.”
vendor: “excuse me?”
customer: “marlboro blend no. 27s.”
vendor: “ummmm…”
customer: “the ones in the gold pack… nope, left… down… no, back up… next to the reds… yes, there ya go!”
Read Also:
- mathaias
a plague in the -n-s. awww, i need to see the doctors, i’ve got mathaias
- mateshit
all your flat mate’s belongings, strewn around the floor. guy 1: nice place you got here guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the matesh-t all over the floor
- Naureen
the s-xiest, most attractive woman on the planet! did you see naureen? she turns me on!! stinky woman that only showers once a week. dayum, that chick smells like a naureen
- naughtytasking
the fine art of looking at naughty email attachments, especially semi-nude pictures of models, while working on financial statements and other important things. scholars believe the origin was lost in translation, but maintain it originated somewhere around new zealand. person a: “did you hear about the banker that was caught naughtytasking on live tv?” person […]
- sack of antlers
what someone who has lost a lot of weight looks like, similar to a wrinkly bag with bones sticking out check out bertha – she used to be such a fat f-ck, but since she lost 200 pounds she really looks like a sack of antlers.