Marriage-zoned
where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on facebook. generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
ally: jacob, you’re my best friend and i love you so much!
jacob: love you too.
ally: omg, will you marry me on facebook to show our best-friendness?!
jacob: -dejectedly- sure.
jacob (thinking): i just got marriage-zoned. this is even worse than being friendzoned…
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