Martha Stewart
after intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female’s place, he wipes his p-n-s on her curtains.
“i snuck out while she was asleep, but before i left i gave her the martha stewart.”
an evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced sh-t at k-mart.
you cannot escape from the evil of martha stewart.
stock exchange trading slang for scr-w-ng up a trade.
aw cr-p, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.
chick who got sent to prison.
oh sh-t, it’s martha stewart! and she’s in prison! (everyone laughs)
1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life sp-wned a successful career in life style television.
2) an act of defecation related revenge. when thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming sh-t, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. typically the “martha stewart” is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a tijuana wh-r-house.
1) i hope the sec violates martha stewart in the -ss with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) the guy working at the gap was a real -sshole so i pulled a “martha stewart” on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. i folded and replaced them, so i hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
the evil old wicket b-tch of the northeast
a person who cooks cookies for peter and ryan.
are you martha stewart?
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