Marti Fincklestein
old anti-semite jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, did i mention shes jewish. she snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law… give a penny take a penny. ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in wwii, auchwitz. and finally shes jewish.
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marti: ” my throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein”
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