Martial Fart
the act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. replacing “hee yaaaa” with a bottom rippler.
van damme disposed of the three -ssailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet martial fart that smelled of eggs…
Read Also:
- McMopper
a mcmopper is the very awkward mentally r-t-rded person who sweeps up the floors and mops up after obese people leave messes all over mcdonalds. although a mcmopper is usually a nice person who wouldn’t hurt a fly with his filthy little hands, he is very socially awkward, and he insists on making eye contact […]
- Medieval Dickweed
the term for a person or persons from the medieval time period who act harsh or “un-cool”. as used in the movie bill and ted’s excellent adventure (1989). king henry the viii was a medieval d-ckweed for chopping his wife’s head off.
- medow muffin
to p–p in a field. or to p–p in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone’s door step is to make a medow m-ffin. i just made a huge medow m-ffin 2 more definitions a person(s) who take a sh-t out in a field you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there’s […]
- mensturbate
v. when a girl m-st-rb-t-s during her period. m-st-rb-t- + menstruate
- meow-down
when a cat is sitting on one’s lap in a matter that results in them having a sort of “lock down”. the person is unable to move due to said cat sleeping, keeping them from being able to get up or stretch very far for that one gl-ss of water that is only inches away…. […]