Mary Jane Gardener
the ultimate name for the child of a stoner.
a pal of mine and i were completely sh-tfaced one time, and we were talking about names for some reason, and this one piece of sh-t we had to read in school. something about this one chick who wanted to name herself weed or something. he says, “man, i’m naming my first kid weed grower or something.”, and i sez, “how about mary jane gardener?” and he sez “dude! that’s f-ckin’ perfect!”
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