Mary Winkler
mary winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, matthew winkler, the preacher at the fourth street church of christ in the small town of selmer, tennessee. she gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. at the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. after the trial she gained more national attention when the show “snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the drive-by truckers penned the song “the wig he made her wear,” including it on their 2010 alb-m the big to do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.
man, that kelly is a straight mary winkler.
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