Maryland Blowfish


you are tossing someones salad(eating out their -sshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!
glen: “hey man! i heard that roger turned sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute”

jack: “ew, yo”

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