Maryland Brown Crab Cake


one must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. similar to the cleveland steamer
i met this chick from maryland at the bar the other night. when we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a maryland brown crab cake.

before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol’ maryland brown crab cake.

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