Maryland Crab Face


a facial structure commonly seen in females in maryland, generally found from the eastern sh-r- up to and including parts of baltimore. common facial features -ssociated with the maryland crab face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a chesapeake bay crab.
that chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching maryland crab face.

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