Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)
when you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the -ss crack of your individual of choice. then you spray your “man-gravy” onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner’s -ss. if beef wellington is involved, the partner sh-ts into the mashed potatoes the entire load.
kyle iinvited me over for dinner. he failed to tell me that mashed potatoes man-gravy was to be our dessert. of course, i surprised him with a little beef wellington on the side.
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