Mason Creek Middle School
a horrible middle school, most of the teachers are rapists and racist sc-m that try to inappropriately touch little aisian girls and boys (because they’re racist rapist) and if you let your child go there then the will be molested.
jay: hey bob, i heard you go to mason creek middle school do you get molested a lot?
bob: -sigh- yes
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