Massage Parlor


a place where you get a m-ssage but most commonly refers to a wh-r- house in disguise of a legitimate m-ssage business. usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying “m-ssage”, chances are its a rub and tug joint.
“i’m going to a m-ssage parlor dan, you want to come?”
“no thanks, i’m afraid of getting the clap”
any business displaying itself as a place to receive a m-ssage, but will offer s-xual services…if the price is right. police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prost-tution is illegal (mainly u.s.).
why date and play all those stupid games with a “girlfriend” when you can go to a m-ssage parlor?

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