master of memes
master of memes is a nod to metallica’s song, master of puppets. you follow a master of memes of social media. they’re collection of memes typically brings a smile to your face, makes you laugh out loud, or even challenge your thinking. “master of puppets i’m pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.”
me: i have to hop on facebook. this dude has hilarious memes. it’s a great way to harvest material efficiently and minimize my time as a twisted sifter.
also me: seeing a more serious post today that reads something like this: ladies, i’m going to let you in on some inside information. because i’ve been seeing a lot of women complaining on here lately about how men are -ssholes. men aren’t -ssholes. men are observant. when you set the example that being an -sshole, works better than being nice, what you’re going to get is an -sshole. men are initially motivated by one thing, and if you teach them that they can’t have that by being an -sshole, i promise you that every -sshole will disappear by sundown. we’re 100% trainable, and this is so simple it’s stupid. you’re welcome.
me continued: wow, just wow! did you just use theories laid down by pavlov and b. f. skinner to challenge my thinking? kudos on that. i’m sorry it’s just experience with s-x monsters who are interested in sportf-cking has jaded me.
him: i’m the master of memes. twisting your mind – i’m not interested in smashing your dreams
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