master of your domain
term meaning one who is celibate for a period of time. more specifically, one who refrains from masturbation. from an episode of the television show “seinfeld”, where the main characters have a contest to see who can refrain the longest.
“i’m dating a totally hot chick!”
“but are you still master of your domain?”
“nope, they were playing a baywatch marathon all day yesterday.”
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