Masturbating Lion
1. a yoga-like pose -ssumed in similar fashion to yoga’s “gate pose” but with the hand in the crotch region. mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he -ssumes. thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.
dude: do you see how drunk that dude is?
lad: yeah, oh my goodness, he’s stumbling backwards and just fell…but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!
dude: wooahh man, i can’t believe that! did he really? he just pulled off the masturbating lion!
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