masturbating to stay warm


an interaction where a person strokes another’s ego, which was p-ssively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. “m-st-rb-t-” relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while “staying warm” relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.
joe’s facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): i think my gym membership is paying off.

pat: yeah, i’ve noticed that you’re looking mighty fine these days.

joe: thanks pat! -feelings of warmth experienced by joe-

pat thinks: joe is always masturbating to stay warm on facebook.

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