masturbation in retaliation
self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won’t give you any. a man’s way of saying “i don’t need s-x either b-tch!” a man’s best war cry.
johnny: man my girl is mad, she ain’t putting out…
mike: masturbation in retaliation!
johnny: revolution
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