Masturbation Revelation
finding out, that after masturbating, you don’t really want to do some of the s-xual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or h-rny.
“dude i was totally gonna go have s-x with my ex girlfriend yesterday. i was stoked!”
“well what happened bro??”
“psh! i had a masturbation revelation after i jerked it to try and make it last longer. i texted her after i finished whacking it and told her to f-ck off! then i went and ate a sandwich”
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