a sock that you use to -j-c-l-t- into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. great when your kleenex’s are gone, or when on a campout.
mike used a masturbation sock when he was camping in the andes
noah is too d-mn lazy to get the “clean up crew” out so he uses a masturbation sock
- Masturbus Station
masturbating when waiting bus to come -wtf are you doing h-m-? -painting on masturbus station.r-t-rded!
the act of masturbating to images of justin beiber mariah yeater likes to masturbeib.
a person who w-nks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of russian -ss; a second hand intoxicated camel your dam is so full, but theres been a drought. i know, im a mast-rdam whats that? lets just say im skilled
matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together…ie getting totally f-cked hahaha well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables
s-x that you don’t enjoy. half way between a rape and a ch-r- wow that was such a rore last night.