masturcongratulabations
a congratulation that is given to someone who doesnt necessarily deserve one, yet expects one.
a sarcastic form of congratulating someone.
stroking ones ego with empty congratulatory phrasings.
many masturcongratulabations were given to robert for not cheating on his wife.
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