maurice jones-drew
at 5’7″ 212 lbs, the halfback maurice jones-drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 nfl draft. currently playing for the jax jaguars, mdj ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind fred taylor. he also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving td’s. he returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
maurice jones-drew is too small to have an impact at hb in the nfl…it worked at college but- oh cr-p he’s great i’d best shut up
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