Mayonaise donut


(n): a mixture of succulent s-m-n mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from dumpin donuts, right to your siginificant other’s chest. festishes run on dumpin.’
(v): the act of delivering a mayonaise donut.
my baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe i delivered.

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