Mazeltov Cocktail


the unexpected disclosure of a person’s jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.
in his autobiography the ragman’s son, kirk douglas (nee issur danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is jewish. in a particularly notable example, douglas explodes a mazeltov c-cktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, “i am a jew…you are being f…d by a jew.”

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