Mckenna Harlin
a beautiful, yet conceited, deceitful woman, that is disproportionate in size. has very small “humps”, but somehow still a high s-x appeal. secretes a horomone that attracts and somehow wins the heart of most of the men around her. some will care for her, some will for her body, and some will just be whiny little b-tches who need to stop frontin’ and smile -cough cough, vedran, cough, cough-. very bad with boys though, has trouble trusting. still she is accepted and loved, and those who care for her hope for the day she can trust them, and maybe be better. . .
favorite saying: hop off my d-ck bro!!!!, dousher,
eye color: generally brown
hair color: is snakes a color?
mckenna harlin, snooky, taylor solorzano,
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