Meaty plonker


1. an abundantly large p-n-s, possessed of both girth and width

2. a large stool that lands with a loud “plop” and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. an overweight or well-built stupid person
“look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he’d break your pelvis”

“some sneaky b-st-rd left a meaty plonker in the toilet, i’ll smoke him out”

“get off the road you meaty plonker!! what are you trying to do, get us all killed?!”

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