medical cocaine
the next excuse: coming soon in 2015. but wait, it’s not an addiction. muh doctor gave me a prescription. you should be more open minded.
yuppie 1: dude so like i told my doctor i has back pains
yuppie 2: yeah
yuppie 1: and then i got my medical cocaine card! -snort-
yuppie 2: lol -snort-
yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with lsd?
yuppie 2: idk like 2016 -snort-
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