Mellon Ballin
term used to describe a s-xual act in which a male places his p-n-s in between a female’s large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.
it is essentially a term used to describe a t-tty f-ck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
i was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that i accidentally -j-c-l-t-d all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.
guy:baby, can i um…t-tty f-ck you.
chick:no, just what type of woman do you think i am
guy:oh, my bad, i mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
chick:…yeah sure, why not.
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