mens tennis
batting b-lls around with another guy
not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
you literally can not watch a men’s tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it’s so boring
it really shouldn’t even be a thing
tennis player: hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
cute girl: mmmm, not a real sport. don’t ever talk to me again eww
tennis player: whatever! i only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
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